the fine line between a good man and a bad

Title: Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: PG
Word count: 3700
Summary: "Nice…egg, Brendon."

"Actually, Spencer, it's my child." He gives Ryan an endearing look. "Our child, to be more correct."

Notes: In honor of Easter, I wrote egg fic :D This is every stupid 90s sitcom about family life and egg babies and falling for your faily health partner. Also, I can't believe I wrote something that doesn't have the word 'cock' in it at least twenty times. I don't even know myself today.

Thanks so much to itsallhushhush and buildyourwalls for the beta jobs and commentary, and to choclitbunny for the support. I love you guys ♥


( Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket )

Title: It Takes Guts To Build Bone
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: R
Summary: He's been thinking about it for a while now.

Notes: itsallhushhush and I were talking about how hot it would be for Brendon to suck Ryan off while he's still soft. Then this happened. *flails hands* Un-beta'd, ~1600 words.


( They're waiting around in the venue... )

I'd Rather Be Rolling Cigars. ~1200 words. Written because I do not have a psych test to be studying for :/ Also, because I have a thing for Brendon and blowjobs, clearly. Dedicated to my lovely friend, sweet_diabetes. You are awesome! And looked over by the wonderful itsallhushhush ♥


Brendon can suck cock.



( you're just having fun, having fun )