Masterlist

Dec. 24th, 2020 03:55 pm
the strangest of cases


Fics are listed in the order they were posted. Newest fics are at the top.

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what golden spoon?
Title: Count in Fives
Pairing: Brendon/Travis
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1900
Summary: Brendon knows the rules.

Notes: I was supposed to write a Big Bang starring Brendon and Travis and their sexual shenanigans of sexualness. But that didn't happen, so here, have some random, plotless porn instead :D Title taken from a song of the same name by The Horrors. Thanks to my good friends and awesome betas [livejournal.com profile] fallintosilence and [livejournal.com profile] itsallhushush <3

Count in Fives )
the strangest of cases
Title: Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: PG
Word count: 3700
Summary: "Nice…egg, Brendon."

"Actually, Spencer, it's my child." He gives Ryan an endearing look.
"Our child, to be more correct."

Notes: In honor of Easter, I wrote egg fic :D This is every stupid 90s sitcom about family life and egg babies and falling for your faily health partner. Also, I can't believe I wrote something that doesn't have the word 'cock' in it at least twenty times. I don't even know myself today.

Thanks so much to [livejournal.com profile] itsallhushhush and [livejournal.com profile] buildyourwalls for the beta jobs and commentary, and to [livejournal.com profile] choclitbunny for the support. I love you guys ♥


Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket )
since Our Ford
Title: Open Happiness
Pairing: Brendon/Jon
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 3000
Summary: This thing, whatever it is, that he has with Jon is still so new and so private, and Brendon has no idea if it's supposed to mean something or not.

Notes: I kept seeing all these awesome pictures from last night's Florida show, and I really like Brendon's black shirt and Jon's curling hair, so this happened. Title taken from that new Coca-Cola song. Beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] fallintosilence

Open Happiness )
pushes the bitter back
Title: Curiosity Killed The Cat
Pairing: Brendon/Travis
Rating: NC-17

Notes: Short drabble, inspired by this. 540 words.

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make love not...?
Title: Wish for Me
Pairing: Brendon/girl!Spencer
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 3000
Summary: It really sucks having a crush on your best friend.

Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] fallintosilence, because sometimes, Brendon with a girl is actually insanely hot. Unbeta'd.

Wish for Me  )
can't get enough
Title: Fast Times
Pairing: Brendon Urie/Gabe Saporta
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 27,000
Summary: Brendon's goal going into high school was to make it by without being branded as a loser.

Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] bandom_solstice for the prompt teen romance: jock and nerd. Warning: Brendon is underage in this. I know this can bother some people, so if it does, then I suggest skipping this one.

A thousand thanks to my incredible beta [livejournal.com profile] fallintosilence, who kept me motivated and helped me with all my mistakes and made some awesome suggestions. Without her, I wouldn't have finished this fic <3. Thanks also to [livejournal.com profile] itsallhushhush for the feedback and [livejournal.com profile] choclitbunny for listening to me talk about this ♥

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pushes the bitter back
Title: Sexy Little Things
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: R
Summary: Brendon's managed to keep his little kink private.
Word Count: ~2450

Notes: Inspired by my inability to concentrate at work due to inappropriate fantasies about the panties I'm trying to sell, awesome conversations with my amazing friends, and this.

For [livejournal.com profile] fallintosilence, and my awesome betas [livejournal.com profile] choclitbunny and [livejournal.com profile] itsallhushhush.


It's been years… )
make love not...?
Title: It Takes Guts To Build Bone
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: R
Summary: He's been thinking about it for a while now.

Notes: [livejournal.com profile] itsallhushhush and I were talking about how hot it would be for Brendon to suck Ryan off while he's still soft. Then this happened. *flails hands* Un-beta'd, ~1600 words.


They're waiting around in the venue... )
pushes the bitter back
Title: Eyes On Fire
Pairing: Brendon/Pete
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Brendon's in total shock.
Disclaimer: This is completely fake. Title and cut text come from the song Eyes On Fire, by Blue Foundation.

Warning: non-con. Unbeta'd, roughly 1690 words.

I will play my ace )
the strangest of cases
Title: A First Time For Everything
Pairing: Spencer/girl!Ryan
Rating: R
Summary: Ryan tells Spencer she's never had an orgasm.

Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] anon_lovefest. Unbeta'd, roughly 1770 words.

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since Our Ford
Title: I'll Have My Cake (And Eat It, Too)
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: R
Summary: How exactly he ended up being able to hear his friends' thoughts is still a mystery to him.
Disclaimer: Completely fake. I don't own anyone, and all names are used fictitiously.

Notes: So this started out as a way to fulfill my desire for more sex pollen fic in this fandom, but it didn't turn out exactly like I planned. Warnings for complete improbability and general ridiculousness. Dedicated to the awesome [livejournal.com profile] fallintosilence on the occasion of her birth. Happy birthday, bb! Beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] choclitbunny ♥ :: ~6300 words


Brendon can be very efficient when he wants to be )
make love not...?
I'd Rather Be Rolling Cigars. ~1200 words. Written because I do not have a psych test to be studying for :/ Also, because I have a thing for Brendon and blowjobs, clearly. Dedicated to my lovely friend, [livejournal.com profile] sweet_diabetes. You are awesome! And looked over by the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] itsallhushhush


Brendon can suck cock.



you're just having fun, having fun )
can't get enough
Written for the Boys And Their Toys meme. Prompt: double penetration, preferably used on Brendon; spanking, preferably on Brendon. The paddle makes a very brief appearance in this. 1225 words.

come and sit over here )
can't get enough
I hear them begging, wishing...all alone.
They just howl all night long.

- empires



we aren't quite ready yet )